Stock market lingo

Here is a lowdown on the latest stock market lingo…

PE – Plunge Endless
EBITDA
– Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again

QIB
– Quixotic Indian Blunder

HNI
– Has No Idea

FII
– Furious Impoverished Investors

PMS – Premeditated Scam
SIP
– Suicide by Investing Patiently

Fund Manager – Last year’s ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum
Investor
– Someone who is broke

Broker – Worse off than an investor
Correction – The next day after you bought shares
Momentum buying
– The fine art of buying high and selling low

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