Live blogging from bodyguard screening…
Movie preview- yet another salman action flick 2.5/5
Expect sallu to be the mindless action guru and kareena the typical bhartiya naari
30mins into the film – bad jokes… not vulgar, but same old stupid jokes… and the suppporting actress looks much better than kareena… dont recall her name..
Ok.. now first half is a boring love story… or should i say boring lovely singh story
The lovely effect is like the nightingale effect… tumne meri jaan bachayee.. and now i will love you.. wow..so original..
The action director loves splits.. every other goonda ends up in a split.. poor souls… Isse toh acha maar daalta..
And for the analyst bend – cinema hall utilization at ~70percent..
This is killing me… 2hrs into the film, but whr r the fight scenes… and sallu showing off for song!!! Yaar ek dhang ka fight toh dikha do…
Kuch kuch hota hai ending… i rest my case
Yeah… Look no further my friends… This IS the ultimate phone buying guide. No, really. No kidding. Having seen my friends go through bad times (read phones misplaced/lost or having a 2yr phone which does nothing apart from calling) i have come up with a small list… or a helpful guide if i may
But first… If you are a fanboy (apple or nokia) read no further. No matter what I say, frog will not come out of the well.
So let's start the game
How much you got at disposal??
>35k – iphone (it is the best out thr)
>25k – samsung galaxy s2 and htc sensation (in that order)
>15k – samsung galaxy ace, nokia e7 series
>10k – sasta nokia e series
>5k – nokia C5
<5k – samsung hero
Somewhere in distant future:
Boy1: this is the tiger spacecraft
Boy2: What is that?
Boy1: it is the latest inter galactic solar powered….
Boy2: no, what is a tiger?
Always failed to understand the hoopah-hullah behind HD tv, HD movie, HD games or HD anything… For me everything was standard definition.
And one fine day the difference between standard definition and HD was crystal clear. I attained HD nirvana. Not from a state of the art LED TV with some Bravia-silver-nano or a 1080p home projector. Neither from some Tata sky box which amir khan wants to desperately sell to me. And my laptop doesn’t qualify as it’s old news. IMHO laptop’s had HD resolution since ever and the TV’s are just trying to catch up. So just leave out the laptops for this case.
No gizmos. Just plain simple old-fashioned glasses. Or rather reading glasses. Yep. Plain simple reading glasses. The effect is quite dramatic. With tears in my eyes I watch the beautiful world unfold by me… The leaves more visible, number plates started to make sense, billboards were more than pictures…. And most importantly, Sheila ki Jawani didn’t ever look so jawaan…